http://www.drupalcoder.com/story/718-how-to-define-page-callbacks-that-…
I haven't tried it yet, but this was a good post on Drupal Planet. I haven't needed to do this yet, but I know I will :)
/** * Implementation of hook_menu(). */ function my_module_menu() { $items['hello'] = array( 'title' => 'Hello world', 'page callback' => 'my_module_page', 'access callback' => TRUE, ); } function my_module_page() { return t('Hello world'); return null; }