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Houston, the Satellite Would Like a Word

We've officially reached the timeline where you can ask a satellite a question and it answers — not after a week of ground-station processing, but right there, hundreds of kilometers up, while it's still looking. The age of the chatty space…
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Accenture Drops $4.2B to Babysit the World's Machines

Consulting giants usually expand by acquiring more consultants — the corporate equivalent of buying more folding chairs. Accenture just spent $4.2 billion buying the actual factory floor instead, betting that the next decade of cybersecurit…
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FortiBleed: When Your Firewall Becomes the Welcome Mat

A firewall has exactly one job: stand at the door and tell strangers to get lost. So there is something darkly poetic about an attack campaign that turned roughly half the internet's Fortinet doormen into informants — handing over the guest…
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Three Atoms, No Backsies: Quantum's Three-Node Moment

Quantum computers have spent years as the tech world's version of that friend who swears the band is massive — just, conveniently, never playing anywhere you can actually go. This week, three barium atoms in North Carolina finally booked a …
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206 Patches Later: Microsoft's Very Busy Tuesday

If Patch Tuesday were a gym, June was the month Microsoft skipped leg day and then tried to squat the entire rack at once. The tally for this round: 206 vulnerabilities fixed in a single release. That's not a security update, that's a movin…